JD Vance Can’t Stop Thinking About Joe Biden’s “Suggestive” Ice Cream Tongue Technique

Being a man in today’s world is a dangerous and sad proposition. There’s a loneliness epidemic to contend with, looksmaxxers are telling you that your jaw is off-kilter by a few degrees from being an isosceles triangle, and now, apparently, eating certain foods in public is a problem? At least, that’s what vice president JD Vance seemed to suggest when he told Joe Rogan that former president Joe Biden’s penchant for a good ice cream cone was apparently … sexual? While appearing on the Joe Rogan Experience on Thursday, Vance served up two scoops of weird as he started talking to Rogan about Biden’s well-documented love of ice cream, when all of a sudden he seemed to suggest that Biden’s cream-licking technique might have been a bit of a panty dropper.“The thing I couldn’t get over Biden is … the way that he ate ice cream,” Vance said. “I mean, it’s like, we can bring some of the stuff up, but it’s like they would get him eating ice cream in the most ridiculous, suggestive way imaginable.”Hmm … suggestive. Not a word I’ve ever used to describe Joe Biden eating ice cream. Much to discuss.Somehow being the voice of reason in this situation, Rogan responded, “I never even paid attention to that.” Vance then brings up the particular danger of public corn dog gobbling, an issue that comes up every time a candidate is photographed at the Iowa State Fair — a famous campaign grounds for presidential primary candidates.“You have to be a very manly man to be able to confidently eat a corn dog,” Rogan said, because that’s what counts for podcast discourse these days, I guess. “I don’t know that I could do it, Joe,” Vance replied. “Have you been photographed?” Once again, this is the Vice President of the United States, introducing the idea that loving eating a corn dog is fine, but that eating one while being watched is a bastion of shame. “I try to eat my corn dogs — that’s between me and my kitchen,” Vance said. F