Trans Mom Who Went Viral for Tucker Carlson Impression Crowdfunds FFS. That’s the Goal Now

Transgender medicine for everybody. That’s the rule now, that’s the goal.Look, it’s hard to bring a genuine smile to my face these days. Between dodging wildfire smoke and avoiding parasitic produce, the summer of 2026 has felt downright Biblical in a bad way. But the one thing I can rely on to make me happy are TikTok user @beateasy’s hugely popular impressions of conservative pundit Tucker Carlson as a toddler. And thanks in part to her viral success, she was able to crowdfund facial feminization surgery, which she revealed on social media this weekend in an incredibly iconic way.But let’s back up: In case you haven’t seen this absolutely required viewing, I recommend beginning with this May video, in which Sam — @beateasy’s name, per her TikTok profile — pantomimes being a baby who questions the prohibition on swallowing pebbles: “My mommy says I can’t pick up rocks from the ground and put them in my mouth. Huh? That’s the rule now. That’s the goal. What are we doing? What’s going on?” @beateasy don’t get him started on the nanny state ♬ original sound - sam Sam’s impression is clearly based on Saturday Night Live featured player Jeremy Culhane’s take on Carlson, which he debuted in March in a viral Weekend Update desk piece about the 2026 Oscars (On Bugonia: “I guess heterosexual women aren’t allowed to have hair anymore. They shave their heads instead of their armpits. And I’m supposed to be… attracted to that?”) Culhane’s Carlson has since gone on to whine ever-so-nasally about the Met Gala (On Dwayne Johnson’s skirt: “Do you smell what the Rock is cooking? Because I do: It’s gender confusion. That’s the rule. That’s the goal now.”)But Sam isn’t so much imitating Culhane as she is building upon the foundation the SNL star laid down. In her second Carlson video, Sam — who, for context, is a mother herself — pretends to be a toddler questioning why “leftist woke America” won’t let babies d